Wonkette Memorial Day Movie Matinee: M*A*S*H
'Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission.'
M*A*S*H is available on the Internet Archive for free. For $3.99 in the usual places.
Monday’s matinee post will go up at 3pm ET, the movie will start at 4pm ET.