Thanksgiving Wonkette Movie Matinee: Addams Family Values

'I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.'

Addams Family Values is available for free with ads on Pluto TV. With subscription on Prime and Paramount+. $3.99 in the usual places.